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No Contest
Season 1, Episode 18
Air date 17 February 1983
Written by Heide Perlman
Directed by James Burrows
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Diane has been chosen to run in a beauty peagant representing all the bars of Boston. However, Diane (being a feminist) finds beauty peagants to be "degrading to women." She participates in the pageant anyway and wins. Her feminist bantering is interrupted by a special guest who she admires.