| No Contest | |
|---|---|
| Season 1, Episode 18 | |
| Air date | 17 February 1983 |
| Written by | Heide Perlman |
| Directed by | James Burrows |
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Diane has been chosen to run in a beauty peagant representing all the bars of Boston. However, Diane (being a feminist) finds beauty peagants to be "degrading to women." She participates in the pageant anyway and wins. Her feminist bantering is interrupted by a special guest who she admires.